Farewell Credit Card

We are excited to say a much anticipated farewell to our largest credit card. We will not miss you. We will not mourn the loss of you. We will never ever use you again, and we are so excited to see you go! We will allow you to let our credit score look awesome for a brief second, and then we will shut you down, because you are a horrible piece of plastic that I hate, hate with a vengeance. We hate the $50 of interest you gave us every month. We hate how you gave us the option of slavery. And we hate how you never seemed to go away no matter how hard we tried. So, fare thee well you stupid piece of plastic that caused us so much pain and hurt and familial discord. You are out of our lives forever and you are never coming back.